😂 Food Jokes

Two guys are eating a hamburger at a fast food place. 1st Guy- Does your hamburger taste funny? 2nd Guy- No just yours. Mine doesn't have a sense of humor.

The blond asked for peanuts on the plane, but she once she got them, she gave them back to the stewardess and asks her to check if there really are...

'It is Christmas time and a man and a woman go out for a meal. After the first two courses, everything is well until the dessert. The man messes up...

Why didn't Megan Fox run from the man-eating lion? Because she was a woman. *Told to me by a 7-year-old*

Have you heard about the sauna that serves food? Their specialty is steamed mussels.

One day Jenny's parents decided to go out to eat and see a movie. They tell her not to have anyone over. So her parents leave. About 15 minutes later...

A spanish speaking person was eating breakfast they where having english muffins the rest of the family was English(The Spanish speaking guy was adopted)so he was eating an English muffin...

What's grosser than gross? A pile of dead babies in a trash can. What's grosser than that? The one at the bottom is still alive. What's grosser than that? He...

Why do blondes have litlle holes in their faces? From eating with forks!

A Scottish highlander is asked what his three wishes would be. He first wishes for a lake full of whisky. His second wish is for a similar quantity of good...

A Jewish man in a hospital tells the doctor he wants to be transferred to a different hospital. The doctor says "What's wrong? Is it the food?" "No, the food...

It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins. Married people don't live longer than single people. It just seems longer.