😂 Two Jokes

Two guys are eating a hamburger at a fast food place. 1st Guy- Does your hamburger taste funny? 2nd Guy- No just yours. Mine doesn't have a sense of humor.

How many Dominicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Dominican one to hold the bulb and Dominican two to turn Dominican one

Class was starting, and the teacher was taking attendance. She noticed that two of her top students were missing. Right after that, Billy came in. She asks him, "Why are...

What is the difference between Jam and Marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up a 2 year olds ass.

they says theres safety in numbers? tell that to six million jews!

Your mum's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. Weird: STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS. No one ever says "It's only a game," when THEIR team is winning....

Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini? A: Along the M4 and across the Severn Bridge.

Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini? A: Four: Two in the front, two in the back.

Two Stasi agents are on a surveillance mission and quite bored. First agent: "Hey, what are you thinking about?" Second agent: "Oh, nothing special. The same as you..." First agent:...

A Dane, a Norwegian and Snakeyboy made a wager on who could remain inside a goat pen the longest. First out was the Dane, who came out after just 10...

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first goes up to the bartender and says, "I'll have a pint of lager, please." The next one says, "and...