😂 Mean Jokes

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Don't think of yourself as a zero, think of yourself as the number below one.

You're as bright as a broken lightbulb!

Did your parents have any kids that lived?

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As an insult you could say "You know, most of you weight comes from all that make-up your wearing!"

Boys are like diapers.... Always on my ass and full of shit.

Your so ugly you make Bin Landen look like a god.

My T.V. has more channels then your IQ, and I DON'T EVEN HAVE CABLE!

You're like a Wendy's. The drive through is open till 1am or later.

Your mouth is so big you could swallow a whole banana... ...sideways