😂 Military Jokes

Hey, I saw you in Dunkin' donuts yesterday!! You're the one ordering triple chocolate, double vanilla, quadrupal cinnamon and double whip cream dounut filled with sprinkles.

"AIM TOWARDS THE ENEMY." -Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher "WHEN THE PIN IS PULLED, MR. GRENADE IS NOT OUR FRIEND." -US Marine Corps "CLUSTER BOMBING FROM B-52s IS VERY,...

It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper: "Ames" "Here!" "Jenson"...

- Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you. - No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy. - Friendly fire ain't. - The most dangerous thing in...

- How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile? - Two. One to launch it, one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ? More funny jokes like this one: Funny Flight Announcements #joke #humor

Q. ”Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?” A. ”So that if the seat falls while they’re drinking, it won’t smack them in the back...

A communication technician drafted by the army was at a firing range. At the range, he was given some instruction, a rifle and 50 rounds. He fired several shots at...

An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. ”I thought I told you to go to the end of...

A hotel. A room for four with four strangers. Three of them soon open a bottle of vodka and proceed to get acquainted, then drunk, then noisy, singing and telling...

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.

Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!