😂 Office Jokes

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The guys go along there, only to be...

"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?" the irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded. "Madam," said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow,...

Attempting to enter a case-sensitive password with caps-lock on. Not checking to ensure that the computer is indeed plugged in. Clicking Yes on message boxes without reading them properly and...

A man goes into his doctor's office to learn the results of some tests and immediately the doctor greets him by saying "Well Sam, I have good news and bad...

Dad to his family: The phone bill is exceptionally high. You have to limit its use. I don't use this telephone. I use the one a the office. Mum: Same...

Early in the morning, Honecker arrives at his office and opens his window. He sees the sun and says: "Good morning, dear Sun!" The sun replies: "Good morning, dear Erich!"...

INTEROFFICE MEMO Subject: Special High Intensity Training In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees...

DMV jokes get old really fast. Unlike the DMV. You have to go through a special line to become old.

21st Century... Our communication - Wireless Our dress - Topless Our telephone - Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our youth - Jobless Our food - Fatless Our labour - Effortless...

Goodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making the big money some day. He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose the route carefully in...

An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney's office as his lawyer handed him his will. "Your estate is very complex," said the lawyer, "but...