😂 Technology Jokes

Boy: Will you marry me? Girl: Are you kidding? You're a geek while I need a man with a big bank account and a nice house! Boy: I have 1000...

Long ago I gave my kid an iPod. Last year he talked me into buying him an iPhone. This year he said he needed an iPad. I asked what the...

Why did the computer get sick? He left his windows open

Register lots of accounts, with each account voting for it as least comedy. If its average comedy drops below 0.5, it will be automatically deleted.

I think my smartphone is broken. I keep pressing the Home button, but I'm still working.

Teacher: Johnny, where is your homework? Johnny: Its on Facebook. I've uploaded a copy and tagged you. Please login and verify it later.

WIKIPEDIA: I know everything. GOOGLE: I have everything. FACEBOOK: I know everybody. INTERNET : You're all nothing without me. ELECTRICITY: Keep talking, bitches!

When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. The first place...

wocka is dead. no one comments anymore. no one submits jokes anymore. Can someone fix these glitches?- -when I write a comment and click on submit, half the time, the...

I used facebook for a few days and got addicted to it. I've been studying since I was 6. Why the hell am I not addicted to it?

"One day a friend of mine called me up to tell me he was thinking of buying a computer. This guy is particularly sensitive to criticism and not exactly in...

How dod the person take over the remote?