😂 Punishment Jokes

Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offense. "You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty days' pay," said the officer. "All...

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not! Boy: Good cause I didn't do my homework!

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. ''Why?'' he asks. St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you...

Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !

how did they punish hellen keller? by moving the furnature around

Question: How do Helen Keller’s parents punish her? Answer: By putting a plunger in the toilet.

Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

What is a definition of a " suicide bomber"? Answer: "martyr-dumb"

A black man dies on Halloween; he is sent to purgatory for a year. On the next Halloween, the man sees angels and God. He asked God if he is...

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