“Do you have a couple of smart majors?” – A general calls a colonel: โ Do you have a couple of smart majors? - Yes I do. โ Send them to me. I need to move my furniture around. ๐ฎ Police and Military Jokes furnituregeneralintelligence
How did they punish Hellen Keller how did they punish hellen keller? by moving the furnature around ๐ Pun Jokes blindcelebritydisabilityfurniturepunishment
What’s the Swedish word for divorce and swearing What's the Swedish word for divorce and swearing? Ikea. ๐ Pun Jokes divorcefurniturelanguage
“What did a blind boyโs parentโs do to punish…” Q: What did a blind boyโs parentโs do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture ๐ช Family Jokes blindnessfurnitureparentingpunishment