😂 Brain Jokes

Your dad has something wrong with his brain. After his appointment, the doctor says,"You have a spider, a termite, a pig, a cloud, a piece of poo, a tongue, and...

All members of Mensa have I.Q.s of at least 140. At one Mensa convention, several members at a local cafe noticed the shaker with an S on top, for salt,...

Something to text to your friendz The police found a body with no brain, fucked up teeth, a small dick, and a swollen asshole Just called to make sure you...

What did Margie say about her brain surgeon? "I really gave him a piece of my mind!"

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness' but it doesn't work.

You know what your problem is? Your brain is too tense... too tense the size of everybody else's.

Why do they call it "drug abuse" when the person "abusing the drugs" then ends up with half of his brain being rendered useless?

If your brain was dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off!

You used to have two brains. One you lost a long time ago, and the other one went looking for it!

Your mother has something wrong with her brain. After medical examination, the doctor tells her: "Your brain has two parts: one is left, and the other is right. Your left...

A cannibal went to a brain store one day because he was craving brains. he decided he wanted to try a musician's brains to see if they taste any different....

Q:What do you call a Bass Clarinet player with half a brain? A: Gifted