😂 Tooth Jokes

Possessing only ten teeth. (deca-dent)

I have a machine which has four cog wheels in constant mesh. The largest cog has 72 teeth and the others have 36, 25 and 15 respectively. How many revolutions...

What does the dentist of the year get? ..A little plaque.

Penis breath, a lover's dread. Is what you get when you give head. Unpleasant as it tends to be. Be grateful that he doesn't pee. It's times like this you...

Something to text to your friendz The police found a body with no brain, fucked up teeth, a small dick, and a swollen asshole Just called to make sure you...

Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth packed up and left.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush!

What do you call a mouth without any teeth?- Grandma

Ryan's teeth were so yellow that when he walked outside, the sun said give me my butter.

You are a redneck if: you have the same number of teeth as you have fingers.

How can you spot a happy motorcyclist? By the bugs in his teeth.

What has 40 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper.