😂 Professional Jokes

Two five year-olds, one Jewish, the other Catholic, are playing in a sandpit. Sean says to David, "Our priest knows more about things than your rabbi!" To which David replies,...

Question: Did you hear of the economist who dove into his swimming pool and broke his neck? Answer: He forgot to seasonally adjust his pool.

Faced with economic pressures, many commercial offices are cutting back on costs wherever possible, in an attempt to remain profitable. At one particular office, employees are taking management’s belt-tightening orders...

Question: How many Wharton MBAs does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, if you hire me. I can actually change the light bulb by myself. As...

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They like to keep their clients in the dark!

Question: Why do economists carry their diplomas on their dashboards? Answer: So they can park in the (morally/intellectually) handicapped parking.

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, ”Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?” The businessman...

Question: Why do audit firms only have 10 minute coffee breaks? A. If the breaks were longer, they’d have to retrain all the staff.

You might be a teacher if you have an overwhelming urge to nod and say, "Now I understand why your kid is the way he/she is," after meeting the parents.

Question: Why did the market economist cross the road? Answer: To reach the consensus forecast.

A man was seen walking through downtown with a desk strapped to his back, a typewriter under one arm, and a wastebasket under the other. He was stopped by a...

Where does the dentist get his gas?…At the filling station