😂 Computer Jokes

9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug 8.9999163362 It’s Close Enough, We Say So! 7.9999414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes 6.9999831538 You Don’t Need to Know What’s Inside 5.9999835137 Redefining...

A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it ”could not find the printer.” The user had even tried turning...

The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don’t buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don’t plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in, sell...

I’ve been on my computer all night! Don’t you think you’d be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?

A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked ”Well, in the Bible it says that...

Question: What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer? Answer: The Space bar!

To err is human? but to really mess things up requires a computer.

Question: What do you get when you cross a linebacker with a computer geek? Answer: A linear programmer.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.