😂 Question Jokes

Here is snippet of section A of the curious multiple-choice entrance exam into the exclusive puzzle club. 1. The first question with B as the correct answer is: A. 1...

Q: What kind of soup do dogs like? A: Chicken Poodle! ___________________________________________ Q: Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? A: Because he didn't have the guts! ___________________________________________ Q: What's...

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

When the media askes George Bush a question about the war he says, "Uhh, Can I use a life line?"

Once upon a time, a man happened upon a magical lamp. He rubbed it and a genie came out. "Are you going to give me three wishes?" the man asked....

A guy goes up to his best friend and says, "Dude, I need you to do something for me, no questions asked." "Okay," says the friend. "What is it?" "I...

"Is that right, that you Dubliners always answer a question with another question?" "Now, who would be telling you that?"

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What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers? 1. How much money do you have? 2. Where can you get more? 3. Do you have anything you can...

"They misunderestimate me." -Nov. 6, 2000 "Rarely is the question asked: Is out children learning?" -Jan. 11, 2000 "I aim to be a competitive nation." -April 21, 2006

There once was a college professor who didn't buy into the whole "there's no such thing as a stupid question" philosophy. Every year when he had a new class he...

Here's a good trick to try on people... Say to them: "I'm going to ask you two questions. one you have to answer yes, the other you have to answer...