😂 Cookie Jokes

Once upon a time in a land where everyone updates there Facebook status every 5 seconds, there was a young girl named Isabel. When Isabel was reading her cereal box,...

Mother: Did you eat all the cookies. Tom? Tom: I didn't touch one. Mother: That's strange. There's only one left. Tom: That's the one I didn't touch.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he felt crumby.

Did you have cookie for lunch? 'Cuz your face is kinda krummy.

Question: What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies? A. Santa’s burps!

Question: Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Answer: He felt crummy!

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.