😂 Family Jokes

How do you know if a family tree is a redneck's? The family tree goes straight down.

The Smiths were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and the family included Senators and Wall Street Wizards. The family decided to...

Q: What do you call a redneck family reunion? A: An orgy!

If you were a boy and your parents named you dick. Wouldn't you be embarassed and change your name officially?

My family has no traditions. We just do the same thing, over and over again, each year.

You know you're a redneck when you go to a family reunion to find a girlfriend.

Yo momma is so fat when I put her on the family tree the branch broke.

There were 3 tomatoes. A momma tomato, a papa tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato started to fall behind and the papa tomato called over to him and...

10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk." 9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial. 8. The cat is on Valium. 7....

Who's Bigger? Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby? His baby cause he is a little Bigger.

Yo mama is so fat, your family photos have to be shot from a plane.

antique-an item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again.