😂 Uncle Jokes

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book Let's see the results . . . "Why aren't you...

This 4-year-old kid is sitting on the couch watching T.V. silently, with an angry look on his face. After a while, his mother notices this and asks him, "Why the...

My uncle (Dan) and his best friend (Erik) have an April Fool month every April. Each plays one major prank on the other during the month - neither know when...

I have a new baby cousin named Caroline. She has a big brother named Sam (he just turned 2) and 2 big sisters named Elena and Erica. Well, my aunt...

What breaks up a redneck orgy? When mom and dad/uncle arrive home too soon.

The Smiths were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and the family included Senators and Wall Street Wizards. The family decided to...

A male teen walks up to his uncle. "Where's Aunt Rhodie?" said the teen. "In the living room," said his uncle. The teen walks to the door. "I wouldnt go...

You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let's say that your great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing...

GOSSIP: something that no one claims to like but everyone enjoys. KISS: To a geographer: The shortest distance between two curves! To a physicist: The contradiction of mouth due to...

If this offends anyone, PM me. You know you're a Mexican when... 1. Someone related to you has their name tattooed anywhere on their body. 2. Your family goes to...

Why was the baby ant afraid of his uncles? Because his uncles were all ants!

"Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle. "I'm sure you'll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life." "But I'm not getting married until tomorrow," protested...