😂 How Jokes

One day I was standing in the park wondering how frisbees get bigger when they get closer. Then it hit me.

How many Dominicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Dominican one to hold the bulb and Dominican two to turn Dominican one

What happens to you if you can not read? Well, since you'll probably be staying in Kindergarten, less homework!

Register lots of accounts, with each account voting for it as least comedy. If its average comedy drops below 0.5, it will be automatically deleted.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Sixteen. One to screw it in and fifteen to form a support group.

How do you keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie and tell her to erase it.

As of 11-23-09, my score was 1337. How the hell that happened beats me. I thought I was a crappy joke writer. This is boring isn't it? Thought so. At...

How dod the person take over the remote?

How did the person take over the remote? He asked for remote CONTROLS!

Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini? A: Along the M4 and across the Severn Bridge.

Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini? A: Four: Two in the front, two in the back.

How do you double the value of a Trabant? Fill up the tank!