😂 French Jokes

The armies of the opposition have neared Washington, Paris and London. The governments of US, France and London did nothing about it. 'Sorry! We need to bomb (long list of...

Top Ten Signs you're Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with David Letterman; Monday, February 20, 1995 You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a...

MONDAY: BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth LUNCH - Send your secretary out for six "Jr burgers". Y'know those little...

Knock, knock, knock! Who's there? Faith, here's an English tailor come hither for stealing out of a French hose. Come in, tailor. Here you may roast your gooses.

Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are...

Knock Knock Who's there Z Z who? Z taxi is leaving! I don't speak Italian or French or anything of your so-called "Special" Language!*Slams door*

This is an addition to one of my previous jokes, "Viola Jokes" Now, instead of just viola jokes, here are several different instrument jokes. PIANO JOKES Q: What do you...

1. You get mad when you don't find a fly in your soup. 2. You buy out the supply of wart removal cream in your drugstore constantly. 3. French chefs...

Brad: I have to take three courses in college; French, Spanish, and algebra Chris: Okay, let me hear you say hi in algebra.

Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army? A: To say "I surrender" in German

Why was Jesus not born in France? Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Did you hear about France's new weapons contracts? They gave one to Ace Hardware to produce 250,000 wood sticks . . . They are still looking for a company to...