World’s Sharpest Thing.
What is the world's sharpest thing? A fart! It goes through your pants without leaving a hole!
ð Thing Jokes
Last Thing
What was the last thing that Abraham Lincoln did? He died.
First Thing You are Taught
Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army? A: To say "I surrender" in German
Who’s On First Thing?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Where Did You Get that Thing?
A huge black man entered in a bar with a huge and colorful parrot on his shoulder. The bartender was amazed, so he asked "Where did you get that thing?"...
After One Thing
A man had parked his car in the supermarket parking lot and was walking past an empty cart, when he heard a female voice say, "Mister, are you using that...
Nicest Thing About a Nudist Wedding?
What's the nicest thing about a nudist wedding? You don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.
An Interesting Thing About Golf
An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.
Name One Important Thing
Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Willy: Me
The Most Important Thing
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. -- Jackie Mason