Misunderstanding
Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer...
😂 Misunderstanding Jokes
Slight Misunderstanding
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked...
Misunderstanding?
Little Mikey's parents were going out, and Mikey said, "For 20 bucks, Dad, I'll be good." "Oh please," said his father. "When I was your age, I was good for...
The Elmo Misunderstanding
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 am. The next...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night…
Two neighbors were talking about work
Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, ”Say, why did the foreman fire you?” Replied the second, ”Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and...
Teacher: There will be an eclipse of the moon tonight
Teacher: There will be an eclipse of the moon tonight. Perhaps your parents will let you stay up to watch it. Pupil: What channel is it on? campaign970
Amy saw a man in the mall with very long arms
Amy: Yesterday I saw a man in the mall with very long arms. Every time he went up the stairs he would step on them. Bob: Wow... He stepped on...
“One woman to another woman…”
One woman to another woman Woman- Those firemen are hot. Other Woman- Yeah they are nice looking. Woman- No. I mean they just came out of that burning building. They're...
Music student: We played the Beatles last night
Music student: We played the beatles last night! Gym student:who won?
Delta Airlines introduces half-fare rate for wives
Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to...
“Good heavens,” he said, “what is this…”
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" "Why, it's...