😂 Arm Jokes

Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wounds, a crowd has gathered to watch and sympathize with Him. As Jesus looks out...

Can you decipher this phrase? A R M S Open arms!

Join the fight against brutality.

Q: How do you get a blonde with one arm out of a tree? A: Wave to her

Yo momma's arms are so short that she has to tilt her head to scratch her ears.

A gladiator was having a rough day at the arena-his opponent had sliced off both of his arms. Nevertheless, he fought on, kicking and biting as furiously as he could....

Wear tank tops and support your right to bare arms.

Question: Who am I if I have 73 eyes, 4 noses, 8 heads, 139 arms, 78 legs and 100, 000, 000 lips? Answer: A liar.

Amy: Yesterday I saw a man in the mall with very long arms. Every time he went up the stairs he would step on them. Bob: Wow... He stepped on...

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !