😂 Security Jokes

They had quite a scare in Washington, DC, today. Apparently, President Obama was meeting with some potential cabinet nominees and someone noticed a suspicious looking document on the table that...

A friend and I stayed at a Chicago hotel while attending a convention. Since we weren't used to the big city, we were overly concerned about security. The first night...

You might be a redneck if you think that "home security" means taking the front steps to your trailer with you when you leave the house.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every second one! I figure, no matter how long somebody stands there picking...

How to install a wireless security system: Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your front...

This website takes every precaution to protect our users' information. When users submit sensitive information via the website, your information is protected both online and off-line. If you have any...

Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but...

Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.

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