😂 Today Jokes

The economy is so bad. . . if the bank returns your check marked ''Insufficient Funds,'' you call them and ask if they meant you or them. The economy is...

Policeman to woman he's just stopped for speeding - "As soon as I saw you coming round the corner, I said to myself, 'Must be 55 at least'." "It's this...

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I'll bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended,...

Two maggots were playing billiards. One says, "I'm bored." The other replies, "Beats fishing."

I can only be kind to one person a day. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Today is not...

Q: What do you have when there are 100 rabbits standing in a row and they all start hopping backwards? A: Receding hare line.