😂 Truth Jokes

A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F

This site is dead. There has been an all-time low in traffic. No one posts anymore. The end of the site is a tragic one, and I will miss the...

The reason grandparents and children get along so well is really quite simple: They have a common enemy.

What color is red? True or false?

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs. Sam Goldwyn.

This is true! In a speech George W. Bush made in 2001 he concluded: But all in all, my wife and I have had a wonderful year! (2001 was the...

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember everything.

Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

What does a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.

CLERK: Please repeat after me; "I swear by Almighty God," WITNESS: "I swear by Almighty God." CLERK: "That the evidence that I give," WITNESS: That's right. CLERK: Repeat it. WITNESS:...

There are 3 religious truths: Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian Faith Baptists do not recognize...

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"??