I had a great memory once, but I don't know where I left it. You haven't seen it lying around anywhere have you? No? No what?
What did the farmer say when his truck disappeared? Where's my truck?
Here is a series of jokes my friend told me. They were hilarious, and I thought I should share it with everyone. Apologies for any dupes. You: Want to hear...
where one places dirty dishes (in the sink)
Where people wait for buses. (the-bus-station)
My bus driver for my school is always trying to say that he's a gangster. But no one ever believes him so the other day I confronted him. So I...
You might be a redneck if... You think the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived.
You might be a redneck if... You are having marital problems because your wife never lets you win at arm wrestling.
A lawyer goes in to the cell where his client is being held. "Okay, I've some bad news, and some good news." "Right, what's the bad news?" "It's DEFINITELY your...
America is a land of untold wealth. - Internal Revenue Service.
Three gay guys where swiming in a pool, some white stuff floats to the top, and one of the gay guys screams, "Alright, who farted!"
The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.