😂 Memory Jokes

I had a great memory once, but I don't know where I left it. You haven't seen it lying around anywhere have you? No? No what?

Charlie: "My wife has the worst memory ever." Tom: "She forgets everything, huh?" Charlie: "No, she REMEMBERS everything!"

A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering, her hands float up above the table, and she begins...

Once there was an old couple who went to the doctor for their checkup. They were told that nothing was physically wrong with them, but that they were both suffering...

Everyone has a photographic memory, you just don't have any film.

Yo momma's so old, her memories are in black and white!

Q: What would you do w/out your memories ? A: Forget

An Australian travel writer touring Canada was checking out of the Vancouver Hilton. As he paid his bill, he said to the manager, "By the way, what's with the Indian...

Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren’t listening the first time !

Question: How will everyone remember Bill Clinton in history? Answer: The President after Bush

Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to...to...uhh...