Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing,...

Mom: "Why have you been sent home early, Jack?" Jack: "Because the boy next to me was smoking." Mom: "But...

One day a boy said to his mom, "I'm a Picses, what are you?" The the mom answered, "Cancer." The...

3 expecting mothers were talking in their doctors office, about the sex of their babies. The first mother said, "I'm...