Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
😂 Parenting Jokes
Why are families like chocolate
Q. Why are families like chocolate? A. They are mostly sweet, with a few nuts!
“Mother Banan” – Why didn’t you go to school
Mother Banan A: Why didn’t you go to school today? Little Banan A: Because I didn’t peel well.
You might be a teacher if
You might be a teacher if you have an overwhelming urge to nod and say, "Now I understand why your kid is the way he/she is," after meeting the parents.
“A woman of 35 thinks of having children…”
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
Yo momma so fat
Yo momma so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!
Dad, did you manage to fix my toy?
Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it’s not broken, the battery’s flat. Well, what shape should it be?
“What’s the best thing about children?”
Q :whats the best thing about children? A :making them!!
“Do you like my new baby sister…”
Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
“What did a blind boy’s parent’s do to punish…”
Q: What did a blind boy’s parent’s do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture
Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions
Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions. Son: Father, Can I ask you a question? Father: Ok ask. Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the...
Yo momma’s like a bubble gum machine
Yo momma's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.