Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didnโt want them shitting in the streets during parades.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesnโt have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we donโt do livestock.
After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workerโs boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, โIf you had 4 apples and...
Knock Knock Whoโs there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned, and one hadnโt even been coloured in yet.
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a...
When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough. They made him hand back his keys to the executive toilets, return his company credit card, give back...
You're so fat, the last time you went on a bus, the ticket read ''Please allow up to 28 days for delivery.''
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
What's a man's ultimate embarrassment? Having an erection, walking into a wall, and hurting his nose.