😂 Blindness Jokes

There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But the group before them was extremely slow and at each hole they...

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: ”I am placed in the door...

Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to the other, ”Boy it sure is hot today. I’d really like to go into...

There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a...

My boyfriend thinks I’m beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !

Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!

Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.

The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a coward. When a...

Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy? A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, ”You’re soft and fuzzy and...

Q: What did a blind boy’s parent’s do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture