How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!
😂 Geometry Jokes
What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds
Question: What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds? Answer: A plane cheeseburger.
What did one geometry book say to the other?
Question: What did one geometry book say to the other? Answer: Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems! More funny jokes like this one: Why is a geometry book...
What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?
Question: What kind of tree does a math teacher climb? Answer: Geometry
Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll at
Question: Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll at the school? Answer: They required an orientation.
Who invented King Arthur’s round table?
Who invented King Arthur’s round table ? Sir Circumference !
Why is a circle so hot?
Why is a circle so hot???? Because it's 360 degrees!!!
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Question: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Answer: Because it was over 90 degrees.
Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over for dinner?
Question: Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over for dinner? Answer: They are too eccentric.
What should you do when it rains?
Question: What should you do when it rains? Answer: Coincide
Why does nobody talk to circles?
Question: Why does nobody talk to circles? Answer: Because there is no point!
Which triangles are the coldest?
Question: Which triangles are the coldest? Answer: Ice-sosceles triangles.