What kind of thief steals meat?
What kind of thief steals meat? A hamburglar.
😂 Hamburger Jokes
Man eating hamburger at bus stop
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the...
At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest
At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher’s Fish and Chips!
“What is a hamburger’s favourite story?”
What is a hamburger’s favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!
What do you get when you cross a cheetah with a hamburger?
What do you get when you cross a cheetah with a hamburger? Fast food!
How do you make a hamburger smile?
How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!
Who do hamburgers love on TV?
Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker’s son-in-law, the meathead!
What is the hamburgers’ motto?
What is the hamburgers’ motto? If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it’s a FAST food!
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button?
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, ‘Well done’!
Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!