😂 Body Jokes

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was...

Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

Question: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Answer: From a catalogue.

Yo momma so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!

Ladies and gentlemen, This five-letter-word little thing belongs to men, and no women. Some men have long ones, others shorter. It's straight in some men, and crooked in others. It...

A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was George, but the body was so badly burned that somebody would need to make a positive identification. That...