You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old...
A job seeker was interviewing, and the interviewer asked him, "Tell me what is your greatest strength?" The prospective employee said, "Sir, I am a little bit shy, but should...
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : OK. Interviewer : Made in India. Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan. Interviewer : Good .... Keep it up. Banta...
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a...
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell me your age, please?" The blonde counts...
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: โAnd what do you think is the best thing about being 104?โ the reporter asked. She simply replied, โNo peer pressure.โ
How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !
INTERVIEWER to job applicant: โDo you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?โ
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four."...
A lumber camp advertises for a lumberjack. A skinny little guy shows up at the camp the next day carrying an axe. The head lumberjack takes one look at the...