😂 Forest Jokes

The molbos have a long way to the forest so they must rise early to collect wood. One morning some of them drove to the forest to bring home a...

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have...

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, "Hey, koala! What are you doing?" The koala said,...

How It Works Once upon a time a man told a small village, "I will buy monkeys for $10 each." Since there were many monkeys in the forest, the villagers...

A Norwegian applied for a job as a logger deep in the Canadian woods. The foreman took him into the bush to test his knowledge of logging. He stopped the...

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give...

# The original reason for tablecloths was as a towel to wipe one's fingers and hands on after eating # Mount Everest moves approximately 2.4 inches (10 cm) in a...

President Musharraf went to the US & had a meeting with President Bush. Bush said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me." Bush...

What's bigotry? What you find in an Italian forest!

The Lord said to Noah, "In six months, I'm going to make it rain until the earth is covered with water and all the evil is destroyed. I want you...

It happened one time that a very old lady, whose husband had died, took a walk in the woods. She came across a young man whose hormones were raging. The...

Yo mamma smells so bad, when she went into the enchanted forest, all the skunks commited suicide!