😂 Man Jokes

A man was solving a crossword. For a four-letter word there was a clue: Look at the picture ! The man entered: I see .

What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes to...

Man- "Jesus Christ! I can't open this hard drive." Jesus- "Use the torx, Luke."

A black man and a Jew jump off a building; who wins? Society.

A man walks into a shop and says, "I see you don't have any fish", and the shop assistant replies, "You got it wrong - ours is a butcher: we...

"Sarah, how's that boy of yours?" "David? Ach, don't ask - he's living in Miami with a man named Miguel" "That's terrible!" "I know - why couldn't he find a...

A man was fishing. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the second man. "Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they...

An elderly couple was watching the news when the man farts. The man asks "Was that me, or you?"

Jimmy To Billy : You ain't half the man yo momma was. But hey, you ARE half the girl yo papa was.

A special kind of firework with very bright colors and little smoke was accidentally discovered when a man tried to make the atomic bomb safer. That defeats the original purpose.

This guy is walking along a dirt road when he stumbles upon a redneck lying on the ground with his ear in the dirt. "Are you alright? What are you...

Every man believes every woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While a recent sociological study verified this, what men don't realize is that, in women's fantasies,...