😂 Clothes Jokes

What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes to...

They sat in the comer of Mulligan's refurbished bar, opposite a huge new floor-to-ceiling mirror. Suddenly Pat spotted their reflection across the room. "Mick! Mick!" he whispered. "Don't look now,...

Redneck Threats: - I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtalk style. - This'll jar your preserves. - Don't you be making' me open a can o' whoop-ass...

A red-head heard there was a party being held, but when she arrived, they wouldn't let her in - it was a fancy-dress party! Disappointed but determined, she left, only...

You might be a redneck if for your prom you wore a strapless dress but wore a bra that wasn't.

Men are like ..... Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ... Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are...

You're so fat, when you went outside wearing a yellow dress everybody called "TAXI"

Laundromat sign: Automatic Washing Machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress," she says. "Come again?"...

A blonde and her husband go to buy her new clothes. First, they decide she needs a new shirt, so they go through a few shirts but she rejects them...

A lonely wife brought a man she had just met at a bar home to her bedroom one evening when she thought her husband was out of town. They immediately...