Pesky Banana Peels
god told moses to come forth but he tripped on a banana peel and came fifth
😂 Banana Jokes
Banana Machines
In the GDR, at traffic hubs and in front of supermarkets there are "banana machines". You stick a banana in and five Ostmarks come out!
One Banana, Two Banana
Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one....
Banana Split
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The...
Banana (not Like the Other Bananas)
Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split, so ice creamed !
Why did the banana go out with the prune
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
Why did the man lose his job at a fruit packing firm
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Ba
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
What did the banana say to the elephant?
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don’t know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
What is the difference between a banana and a bell
What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
What would you call two bananas?
What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.