Why shouldn't you take a Pokemon in the shower with you? Answer: Because it'll Pikachu! (peek at you...)
1. Enter the stall. Shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't know I had one of THOSE!" 2. Enter the stall, fully clothed. Do not...
Yo mama so skinny she had to run arround the shower to get wet.
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along...
Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?
Yo momma so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!
Some times when the soap bar in the shower is small enough I like to swipe it thru my butt crack and say " beep! credit card accepted"
Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway