😂 Cheap Jokes

Yo momma is so cheap, she went to McDonalds and put a hamburger on lay-away.

1. Staff physicians include Dr. Who, Dr. Kevorkian, and Dr. Demento. 2. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle. 3. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters. 4. With your last HMO,...

Ole is so cheap that after his airplane landed safely he grumbled, "Vell, dere gose five dollars down da drain for dat flight insurance!"

A man walks up to a bartender one night and asked for a beer. "Certainly, sir. That'd be one cent." The guy was surprised at the incredible price. The guy,...

Yo momma's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.