😂 Candy Jokes

While I was visiting my sister one evening, I took out a candy dispenser that was shaped like a miniature person. "How does that thing work?" she asked. As I...

You might be a redneck if you eat cotton candy more than three times a week.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Candy. Candy who? Candy door even open?

Knock Knock Who's there? Candy Candy who? Candy have some sweets? Please!

1. It is the new hip thing to rot your teeth. 2. They are highly non-nutritous. 3. In case of weak teeth, just bite into the hard candy. 4. For...

Three little boys went into a candy store. "I want two cents worth of jelly beans," the first boy said to the clerk. The clerk frowned. The jelly beans were...

Question: What’s Santa’s favourite candy? A. Jolly Ranchers!

Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar

Yo Mama so stupid, she got fired at the M & M factory because she threw out all the W's!

Yo momma's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.