How is a savings bond like a musician?
Question: How is a savings bond like a musician? A. Eventually it may mature and make some money.
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Yo Momma’s just like a bus
Yo Momma's just like a bus. They're big, smelly, and you can ride it for a buck.
What is the difference between a world war and
Question: What is the difference between a world war and a high school choral performance? Answer: The performance causes more suffering.
Getting a new girlfriend is like joining the Army
Getting a new girlfriend is like joining the Army. You get a new haircut and new clothes, and all information is given to you on a need-to-know basis.
What’s the difference between a conductor and
Question: What’s the difference between a conductor and a stagecoach driver? Answer: The stagecoach driver only has to look at four horses’ asses.
“What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?”
Question: What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Answer: Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. More funny jokes like this one: What is the cleanest reindeer...
What is the difference between the men’s final at Wimbledon and a high school choral performance
Question: What is the difference between the men’s final at Wimbledon and a high school choral performance? Answer: The tennis final has more men.
Why are families like chocolate
Q. Why are families like chocolate? A. They are mostly sweet, with a few nuts!
“Your mama so fat she was going to Walmart…”
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!
“What’s the difference between your wife and…”
Whats the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years, the job still sucks.
Men are like mascara. They usually run
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
What’s the difference between a rooster and a hooker
What’s the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.