😂 Relationship Jokes

My Dad is great at raising kids, if he can remember which are his.

Hopeless Romantic. Seeking: Filthy Whore

There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring, loving. They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.

One lesbian said to the other, "I'll just be Frank with you," ...and the other said, "Ok, you be Frank today and I'll be Frank tommorrow."

You might think that some guys are hot. Their boyfriends think that, too!

Women are like beer. They look good, smell good, taste good, and feel good. But after a while you gotta have another beer!

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important...

Grow some dope... plant a man.

Contrary to popular opinion, life is NOT a bi**h. Life is a virgin. A bi**h would be easy.

What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? Through her left breast.

Q. Why are families like chocolate? A. They are mostly sweet, with a few nuts!

One day Bob (a boy) went to Sally (a beautiful girl). Bob told her, "Sal, Jack (a boy) wants you." She replied, "I know." They stand in silence for a...