😂 Eye Jokes

What is red, black, has ten eyes, and crawls? I do not know but it is on your head.

Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wounds, a crowd has gathered to watch and sympathize with Him. As Jesus looks out...

A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties...

Did You Know .... Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It is called the anal optic nerve....

Our eyes are always the same from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. Rubber Bands last longer when refrigerated....

Throwing acid is wrong - in some people's eyes

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Here's a chain mail I recieved. Hi there, Thought For The Day "Good looks catch the eye but a GOOD personality catches the heart. You're blessed with both!" Don't be...

As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered...

Why does a cock always close his eyes when he's crowing? Because he already knows the text!!

1 Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper. 2 Why don't blondes use vibrators? They chip their teeth. 3 Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short...

What do you call a woman with one black eye? A fast learner.