😂 Gift Jokes

As a gift for Christmas, a wealthy family gives its children seventeen computer games. The youngest child gets one ninth of the games, the middle child gets one third of...

What is the one thing you get at a wedding and cannot give back no matter how much you despise and hate it? IN-LAWS!

PIANO PLAYER: "Do you think I have a gift for playing?" LISTENER: "No, but I'll give you one for stopping!"

There was a City cop on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said...

Question: What do call Santa when he stops moving? A. Santa Pause!

Question: What’s Santa’s favourite candy? A. Jolly Ranchers!

Question: What do you call a Santa that sleeps all the time? A. Santa snores!

Question: What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A. A list of everything you want!

Question: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? A. Nothing, it was on the house!

Question: How do you know when Santa’s in the room? A. You can sense his presents.

Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.