How Do You Plant Dope??
How do you plant dope? Bury a blond.
ð Plant Jokes
The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden
The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.
What did the acorn say when it grew up
Question: What did the acorn say when it grew up? Answer: ge om a tree!
“What happened to the plant in math class…”
Question: What happened to the plant in math class? Answer: It grew square roots.
“Do you like my new baby sister…”
Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
What vegetable needs a plumber
What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.