😂 Plate Jokes

A professional photographer, at a friend's house for dinner, was asked to show his portfolio from a recent overseas trip. His friends were quite impressed. "What wonderful photos!" said the...

Waiter, this plate is wet. That's your soup, sir.

A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered. "Corned beef sandwich is not on the...

Q: What is the difference between a plate and a booger? A: The plate is on the table, but the booger is under the table. Q: What is the difference...

A man went to his dentist because he has a strange feeling in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you...

Navy dentist's licence plate: TOP GUM

Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:(‘Lunch is on me!’)