😂 Two Jokes

Two eggs sitting on a kitchen table, when one sees a whisk. He says to his friend, "Ooh, what's that?" The friend replies, "Beats me!"

Every man believes every woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While a recent sociological study verified this, what men don't realize is that, in women's fantasies,...

What's better than going to school? Having play time every day!

Maria went to the telephone booth to make her second insult call. She payed the telephone booth owner. Then she dialed: ABC-DEF-GHI. "Hello! May I take your order, please?" the...

There were three men at a bar. One of them ducked and the other two fell down because they hit the bar.

A boy walks home an hour late to class, the teacher asks him, "Why are you so late?" The boy replies, "I stopped two boys from beating each other up."...

I went for a 5 mile run today. 2 laps around yo mum!

Can You Decipher This Phrase? LASE There are two possible answers. Argon laser: the 'R' has gone. Or, jumble sale: the letters of sale are jumbled.

Now here's a classic joke that's been told by many kids, that should be very well known . . . anyway, after you read this, it's funny to try it...

Here is snippet of section A of the curious multiple-choice entrance exam into the exclusive puzzle club. 1. The first question with B as the correct answer is: A. 1...

Peter decided to walk to the local waterfall, 10 miles away. At the moment he started, his dog ran off from his side and proceeded to the waterfall at a...

Can you decipher this phrase? KCAB KCAB Back to back: [i.e. two back(s) - written back(wards)]