Question: What has one horn and gives milk Answer: A milk truck.
What a engineer means when he says: GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING He means: Weโll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesnโt interfere...
Q: Whatโs another name for the โIntel Insideโ sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.
Question: โWhatโs the difference between a guitar and a fish?โ Answer: โYou canโt tuna fish.โ
Question: What should you do when it rains? Answer: Coincide
What grows on the World Wide Web and stings? Internettles.
Question: What goes up and down but doesnโt move? Answer: The temperature!