What a engineer means when he says: WE WILL LOOK INTO IT He means: Forget it! We have enough problems for now.
What system do they teach in Hamburger Highโs math courses? The meatric system, silly!
Question: What does a nosey pepper do? Answer: Gets jalapeno business!
Question: What do get when you cross one principal with another principal? A. I wouldnโt do it, principals donโt like to be crossed!
What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:(โLunch is on me!โ)
Question: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Answer: Flood lights!
Question: Whatโs the difference between a train and a teacher? A. The teacher says, โSpit your gum outโ and the train says, โChoo-choo!โ
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.
What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.
Question: What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup? Answer: Firecrackers!
Question: What is the hidden math term? BOLA BOLA Answer: Parabolas (pair of bolas)